1. kaciart:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

omgggg

    kaciart:

    waywardandwanderlust:

    heartsandmagic:

    Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

    I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

    omgggg

  2. diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

    diacrit:

    hanesonly:

    I almost forgot my briefcase!

    it contains important lab results

  3. explosivess:

medusa!medusa!

    explosivess:

    medusa!medusa!

  4. every time i have a debate with my dad about a political or social issue there comes a point in the argument that i just want to slam my head against the table and yell “oh my god you can’t have an opinion on this until you are not racist and sexist anymore!” but instead i just sigh and drop it cause the only way he won’t be a racist and sexist asshole is when he’s dead.

  5. angels-and-alcohol:

    goddess-river:

    what guys say PMS does:

    • turns women into emotional bitches

    what PMS actually does:

    • increases breast size from retaining water
    • increases sex drive
    • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

    also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

  6. pmon3y69:

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

"spicy"

    pmon3y69:

    captainspensaurus:

    immortal-lord-godsmoke:

    answeringmysister:

    blkmartian:

    saintwerewolf:

    bankuei:

    losthopesandfadeddreams:

    be-blackstar:

    "their chicken is really spicy" 
    "beware, the injera is spicy"
    "the water is spicy" 

    "the air was spicy"

    "The staff was very rude"

    "The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

    "They gave me chopsticks"

    "They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

    "The staff didn’t speak English"

    "The chair was spicy"
    "The ice was spicy"

    "Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

    'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

    "the staff was spicy"

    "spicy"

  7. shubbabang:

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    this was a lot funnier at 3 am

  8. I let you live once, princess.
    I am not a princess.

  9. skijumpsallygotthehiddles:

    CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SO F*CKING ATTRACTIVE, YOU ASSHOLE.

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    Reblogging for THIS ^

    Reblogging for Hiddles, but this ^ is pretty funny.

  10. meltesh28:

    some more of the modern au, „ 

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