1. "Think about it. When they first met at Madame Malkin’s, Draco tried to impress Harry. He didn’t know who Harry was and, no offence, but Harry was more than shaggy dressed. That means he was undoubtedly not Draco’s class. But Draco didn’t care. When they met again on the train, Draco offered his friendship. Harry refused. And that’s when the teasing began. Look at it this way: if Harry would be a girl, Draco would pull on his pigtails, would poke him in the ribs and would lift his skirt. But Harry is a boy, so Draco copes with his feelings in a different way. He follows Harry around to blackmail him somehow, he always starts a fight and he is mean to Harry’s friends to rise a reaction out of him. If that isn’t love or at least liking, I don’t know what else is."
    Tom Felton (via trust-your-doctor)
  2. someboredidiot:

    soloyoo:

    Gravity falls 

    CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

  3. ewebean:

    shhhhhhh

    • People outside the U.S.: The fuck is going on in America?
    • People inside the U.S.: The fuck is going on here?
  4. ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

    ahahagerman:

    made a small mistake on his German exam.

  5. rachelovesklaine:

    Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

  6. oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

    oldmanstephanie:

    givemeinternet:

    I love this post.

    is that a fucking pun

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