• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
    • Me: Couldn't find it at first
    • Me: But now I'm here
  1. splickedylit:

youdidnotseeme:

Ugghhhh, drawing slump. Killing me. Have some flaming headed makaras. 


*RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS* *I’M GINGER MAKARA TRASH*

    splickedylit:

    youdidnotseeme:

    Ugghhhh, drawing slump. Killing me. Have some flaming headed makaras. 

    *RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS* *I’M GINGER MAKARA TRASH*

  2. adventuresonpaper:

    thewanderingtrickster:

    adventuresonpaper:

    thewanderingtrickster:

    My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

    but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

    His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

    your dad should have written frozen

  3. nashaawest:

    hellojoeyyy:

    Rosetta Stone

    My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

  4. 
Pacific Rim, 2013

    Pacific Rim, 2013

  5. lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

    lizawithazed:

    sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

  6. italys-underpants:

    italys-underpants:

    So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
    I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.

    Okay who brought it back.

  7. ls-boogie:

    lizzymccullough:

    findingmyrecovery:

    You are not going in circles

    You are making progress in a spiral. You do come back around to where you were at the start, since recovery and healing take time, but every time you come back around to that point you’re a little higher up because you’ve got more experience, more knowledge, and more strength.

    You ARE making progress

    this is the best fucking thing i have ever read.

    Always making progress

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I post whatever i'm interested in. almost everything is in a queue so it's spread out through the day. i guess i'm technically a multifandom blog but it's turned into mostly bad puns and cute animals...

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